joonghyuk.

[allyship]

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[malewife]

[ JAN IT IS SO LATE I DOn'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. Joonghyuk is kind of tired, but he looks over to Crabachizo. ]

... Don't tell me you're going to ask me for love advice. [ Wait— ] That isn't a proper greeting.

[allyship]

[STOP HE'S NOT A CRAB







also he says nothing]

[malewife]

[ ...

he also says nothing, but more so he's waiting for Rochalizo to say SOMETHING. ]

[allyship]

... Well, two people said they liked me. Actually, they didn't even say that. They confessed each other's feelings? I think they were trying to be considerate of each other. But it does make things very awkward, since I confronted one of them about it but I still need to talk to the other. Is it weird to ask someone if they have feelings for you? But it's not my fault she didn't just tell me! Right? All of my friends seem useless for this, so that's why I'm talking to you.

[malewife]

[ ... Niah looks at Rochalizo like he heard it but i'm... Joonghyuk squints. ]

Speak louder.

[1/2]

[allyship]

[BUT IT'S EMBARRASSING!!]

[allyship]

[anyway

he looks like he wants to die and he coughs to clear his throat as if delaying things, but]

... So, um. Two people might like me? What is the proper etiquette for this?

[malewife]

[ Rochalizo you’re half-dead and Yet. ]

… Is it mutual? Do you share the same feelings for either of them?

[allyship]

[LOOK IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE WAS BULLIED THIS WEEK]

I don't know. I haven't thought about it before.

[malewife]

Do you care to be anything more than friends with either?

[ oh my god ]

[allyship]

[sometimes you are so affection-starved that you would take anything before you would ever assume people see you romantically so all these confessions have been [surprised pikachu face]

but look at yjh giving the real advice, this is unfortunately why rochalizo went to him]

It... wouldn't be terrible, I suppose...

[malewife]

[ why is this happening to you.......... you're not even his son and you're here. He's a bit surprised, but eh. May the half-dead kids love. ]

Then pick the one you can imagine yourself kissing.

[allyship]

[...

he looks like he has to think hard on this]

[malewife]

[ i

would hope that rochalizo would think hard and not just jump at the opportunity to kiss someone ]

[allyship]

[he's not that horny thankfully]

I... suppose that helps? Maybe?

[malewife]

[ KISSES CAN BE CHASTE JAN ]

... Did you decide on one?

[ or is it


both? ]

[allyship]

[stares straight into your soul]

... Well, I think this has been a productive conversation. Goodbye now!

[GOODBYE]

[malewife]

[ ....................... He considers to tell Rochalizo that polyamory is workable.








But if he thinks he can handle this, then he can. ]

Don't go and make a fool out of yourself.

[allyship]

[cease, old man]

I-I don't need you to tell me that!

[malewife]

In the end, remember you are not responsible for someone else's feelings.

If you wish to go as you are, that's fine. You don't need to make a decision.

[allyship]

[he pauses, even though he looks like he really was about to run off in embarrassment.]

... I don't want to hurt either of them.

[malewife]

... Sometimes hurt is inevitable.

[ HE IS SO CONFUSED DID YOU NOT WANT TO RUN TO YOUR DAD YURI AND HIS... NEBULOUS THREESOME ]

Don't use that as a foundation for your actions.

[allyship]

[he wasn't sure that yuri wouldn't still be useless even with his ot3 tbh]

I... I know.

[malewife]

[ this is so sad? ]

I imagine you don't want me to say your full name, in the very case that it may sound like I'm scolding you.

[allyship]

... W-Why is that even coming up!?