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[allyship]

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w1 wednesday, post-event

[malewife]

[ WELL, JOONGHYUK and Niah are here and they found Rochalizo somehow. ]

There are too many incompetent people in our numbers.

[allyship]

[oh

it's............ him]

... What.

[malewife]

So many people aren't confident in swimming and, for some reason, didn't think to hide that.

[ people gonna die by drowning just wait ]

Yelena Belova and Sheba may be able to teach you when we return to a better suited place. You can try your luck with Kaburagi Kotetsu, unless you're worried that he swims the same way he runs.

[allyship]

[this burn against kotetsu dang]

... You actually went and asked!? Just how many people did you tell!?

[HORRIFYING]

[malewife]

Tell?

[ ??? ]

I only asked if they could swim and if they would be able to teach. I told them nothing.

[allyship]

... And they didn't ask any further than that?

[malewife]

No.

[ ... ]

It's unsettling.

[allyship]

Unsettling...?

[malewife]

... Yes. They basically told me that if they were thrown into the water, they would die.

[ Isn't this unsettling??? ]

[allyship]

Maybe it's more normal than you think.

[see!! it's not just him!!!!!! you can't judge him anymore!!!!!!!!!]

[malewife]

... No, I meant more that after what happened last week people are still willing to tell others their weaknesses.

[ HE IS JUDGING FOR SOMETHING ELSE NOW. ]

[allyship]

... Well, I suppose I see your point. [a beat] Not much to drown in around here, at least? You'd sooner die from water pressure.

[malewife]

You don't know how to swim, but you know about water pressure?

[allyship]

It's science, isn't it? Just because I don't live near a body of water doesn't make me some bumpkin.

[malewife]

You heard it from someone else.

[ He doesn’t trust you. Your SOURCES. ]

[allyship]

Don't insult my homeland by insinuating we wouldn't know something like this!

[malewife]

I never said anything about your homeland.

Also, there’s nothing wrong about not knowing.

[allyship]

[... what's with this................ not entirely asshole-ish comment

what is the catch?]

[malewife]

[ He gives him time to say something, but when he obviously won't: ]

What?

[allyship]

... Nothing. I just wasn't expecting that from you.

[malewife]

... If you knew everything, then you would be a god. That is a curse.

You can lie if it's to save your live. I won't fault you for that.

[allyship]

Stop accusing me of lying! Even if I was, I certainly wouldn't be admitting it to you!

[malewife]

[ oh my god this child ]

I said it in a general sense.

[allyship]

[welcome to the rochalizo experience]

... Y-Yes, well. I'm just saying!

[malewife]

[ Joonghyuk has deemed this guy as a weirdo. ]

Do consider any of those names I’ve listed if we are transported to another place, one where you can practice.

If you want to return to your homeland, you have to survive.